it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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