btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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