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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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