Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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