There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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