just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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