i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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