i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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