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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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