I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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