sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Damn victory sex feels great
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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