Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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