It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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