I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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