just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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