My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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