Fuck appropriateness.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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