would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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