you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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