sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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