I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize