butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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