So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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