After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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