Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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