No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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