one two three fourrrrnication!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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