I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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