dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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