make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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