But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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