making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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