please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I have feelings that need drinking.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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