am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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