You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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