no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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