everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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