you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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