And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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