this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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