Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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