My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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