How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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