He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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