They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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