A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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