ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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