is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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