do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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