Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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